Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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