I hate your face
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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