That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
