can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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