doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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