i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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