its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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