I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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