But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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