I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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