My nipple is on Facebook.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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