He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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