whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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