You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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