I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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