Taylor Swift is so right about you.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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