Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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