Bisexual people are plain selfish.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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