Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize