We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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