Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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