Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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