wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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