no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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