Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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