you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed