we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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