Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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