He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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