whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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