you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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