it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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