The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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