going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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