come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
wow bdsm is so cute
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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