I need help removing her.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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