She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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