What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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