Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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