I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Come on in and take your pants off
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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