Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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