If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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