you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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