He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He has the fingertips of a God
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