The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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