How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Terrible idea I love it
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