Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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