Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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