We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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