At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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