it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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