Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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