you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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