We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The power of my boobs compel you
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