just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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