Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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