Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Found your dick twin last night
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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