i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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