Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
