she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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