Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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