Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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